Victoria Beckham and her ornaments

I'd like to be Victoria Beckham for one evening.  Just one.  I'd send the kids to go spend the night with Auntie Tom and Uncle Katie and wait for my husband soccer star David in our bedroom..  I'd be wearing nothing but some Instinct fragrance by Beckham.  And perhaps a pair of sunglasses.  I'd hear his mouse like voice downstairs asking my whereabouts.  I'd stay as quite as possible so as not to spoil the surprise.  My stomach may growl from having not eaten in a week, but other than that, totally silent.  He'd still be in his soccer outfit, smelling of the day's workout. 
"Posh..... Posh, it's me David.", he'd say in his school girl voice.  My enormous breasts would heave with anticipation.  One would face up at the ceiling, the other down at the floor.  He'd find me there on the bed.  Naked.  I'd have flawless hair and makeup of course.  I'd slowly remove my sunglasses, a wind machine would kick in and our night of extreme physicality would begin.
I would do so many unspeakable things to him that evening.  I'd explore his boundaries and push them as far as I could.  He may file a restraining order the next day, but..... so what.  My time would be up.
That's my Christmas wish. 
Is it too much to ask for? 

Ink on paper with digital color and a prayer that my Xmas fantasy will come true.
 

Comments

[mandi]

haahahhahaa....hahahahahahaaaa...

Oh man. This was so inappropriate. And special. I loved it.

My Christmas wish? My Christmas wish is for your wish to come true. But only if you get it on video tape...and if you do, you have to give a thumbs up to the camera at least twice.

Reach for the stars my man.

[Holy Cuteness]

Haha, very good...

[stuck in AL]

OMG - I did a spit take all over my screen! That is soooo freakin funny! No, that's not too much to ask for. I hope with all my heart you get your wish and bend him for me too!

[Ang :o)]

There's still time to write to Santa. That sure as hell beats a Red Rider BB Gun with a compass in the stock.

Merry X-mas and Thanks for the giggles.

[RayBan Sunglasses]

lol.......... read about such a fantastic wish after a looong time. You are just amazing!