God bless Victoria Beckham. Reacting to rumors that her hubbie stuffed has package for those insanely, ridiculously, life changingly hot Armani ads, her royal Poshness said:
"I'm proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!"
If I was the Beckhams, I'd have that quote as my Christmas Card. Along with a photo of the tractor pipe.
You know, just for reference.