I received my first Christmas Card of the season this past Saturday from my friend Bobbi who resides in a female correctional facility. Thanks Bobbi and I hope the meds are working. Bobbi reminds me a bit of Britney Spears. Both often wear wigs and both freak out at the site of a birthday cake. Separated at birth these two? Could be. Since I'm unfortunately not on Brit's Christmas mailing list, I can only guess that this is what her card may look like.
If you have a friend or loved one that's hard to shop for, I have the perfect gift for you. The Britney Lighter. And the best part is that it's free! Just go to your local convenience store or gas station and when the cashier isn't looking, sneakily stick one in your pocket. But make sure the surveillance camera aren't on. Happy Holidays from Pretty On The Outside and Brit Brit.
More celebrity Christmas Cards to follow..........................
supah sexaaay. :]
Posted by: Leslie | December 10, 2007 at 09:11 AM
LOL. Those pics of Bobbi are scary! Britters is definitely starting to look like some kinda freakish man-woman. Once she's serving time, she's bound to start up a mail corresponence with you. :D
Posted by: Scary Stuff | December 10, 2007 at 11:57 AM
Nothing says Titney like your art, POTO.
Posted by: midevil | December 10, 2007 at 12:59 PM
Hahaha, very nice! I don't think Britney sends christmas cards at all...:-P
Posted by: Linda | December 10, 2007 at 01:03 PM
you are sooooooo fuckin funny!!! MERRY BRITMAS TO YOU, TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i LOVE the card, it really made me fuckin laugh out loud--- you really should sell these greeting cards on ur site-- i'd buy a whole bunch of 'em and send it to all my friends
xx
Posted by: sabina | December 10, 2007 at 02:23 PM
That Britmas Card is THE funniest thing I think I have ever seen! Thank you so much! LOVE IT!
Posted by: stuck in AL | December 10, 2007 at 02:24 PM
LOL!! OMG, this is the funniest shit ever.... David ur so freaking talented!
Posted by: Maira | December 10, 2007 at 05:36 PM
Love it!
Except you made her shitious weave look waaaay better than it does in reality. Perhaps that is your gift to her this holiday season?
Posted by: Bunny | December 11, 2007 at 06:38 AM
I loved it!! hahahhaha you are amazing!
Posted by: rita | December 11, 2007 at 12:29 PM
This is hysterical. Of course I had to post it on the poorbritney blog. I laughed my friggen ass off. I mean, the way you capture her is unreal! I look at this pic and feel like I am at that bday party sitting right next to her when this sillyass face was made! Thank you!!
Posted by: PoorBritney.com | December 11, 2007 at 03:36 PM
OMG, that face...its perfect! I knew that photo was going to end here. Another wonderful job from Mr. Gilmore!
xxoxox
Cindy
Posted by: cindy | December 11, 2007 at 06:37 PM
Oh yes that's one for the archives! Funny.
Posted by: clown1 | July 05, 2009 at 01:05 PM