Paris Hilton is a not so private dancer.
Question: What's worse than Paris singing?
Answer: Paris singing while pole dancing.
The only thing that could make that situation any worse was if she had lipstick smeared all over her teeth. That's probably tomorrow's big story.
There is an NSFW version here. Sorry.
I feel like something is missing in the NSFW version. Maybe some sort of crustacean.
Posted by:Madame M | November 15, 2007 at 05:14 AM
Yeah, I really agree with Madame M. Maybe you shoulda got 14 to edit the piece for missing bits before going live with it.
Posted by:midevil | November 15, 2007 at 08:25 AM
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! I love you dude!!! LMAO!!! >D
Posted by:girleecat | November 15, 2007 at 09:27 AM
Wow. That pole is going to need some serious counseling after that attack from Paris's nether parts. Perhaps they make Valtrex wipes specifically for stripper poles? As always, well done Gilmore!
Posted by:Doodle Whore | November 15, 2007 at 09:36 AM
*laughing at Doodle Whore*
My thoughts exactly.
Posted by:Jenn F. | November 15, 2007 at 11:36 AM
details Paris details! :)
Posted by:doda | November 15, 2007 at 05:14 PM
Haha, brilliant!
Posted by:FP | November 21, 2007 at 02:51 PM
pdp, sounds like some sort of new std. and if a new std does appear on earth, it will start in paris' cooter.
Posted by:Heather | November 30, 2007 at 11:01 PM