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November 14, 2007

Paris Hilton is a not so private dancer.

Paris_on_the_pole

Question:  What's worse than Paris singing?
Answer: Paris singing while pole dancing.

The only thing that could make that situation any worse was if she had lipstick smeared all over her teeth.  That's probably tomorrow's big story.

There is an NSFW version here.  Sorry.

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I feel like something is missing in the NSFW version. Maybe some sort of crustacean.

Yeah, I really agree with Madame M. Maybe you shoulda got 14 to edit the piece for missing bits before going live with it.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! I love you dude!!! LMAO!!! >D

Wow. That pole is going to need some serious counseling after that attack from Paris's nether parts. Perhaps they make Valtrex wipes specifically for stripper poles? As always, well done Gilmore!

*laughing at Doodle Whore*

My thoughts exactly.

details Paris details! :)

Haha, brilliant!

pdp, sounds like some sort of new std. and if a new std does appear on earth, it will start in paris' cooter.

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