Mmmmmmmmmmmmm........ Mess-a-ccino. Delicious!
Ingredients: Coffee, Whole Milk, Sugar, Whipped Cream, Cheetos, Tic-Tacs, Gum, Red Bull, some suspicious white powder, and Pure Grain Alcohol.
At a mere 30,000 calories per serving it will certainly keep you energized for a day of shopping while wearing a pink wig, hanging out with your dog, or just an afternoon leisure.
The above image is a photo I took in my kitchen. It was fun going to the grocery store by my house this morning to buy a bag of Cheetos, red lipstick, Tic-Tacs, bubblegum, and some whipped cream. The cashier asked of I was having a party. I already had the weave and white powder.
An apology to my friend Endora for this image.