Starbucks Latest Blended Treat
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm........ Mess-a-ccino. Delicious!
Ingredients: Coffee, Whole Milk, Sugar, Whipped Cream, Cheetos, Tic-Tacs, Gum, Red Bull, some suspicious white powder, and Pure Grain Alcohol.
At a mere 30,000 calories per serving it will certainly keep you energized for a day of shopping while wearing a pink wig, hanging out with your dog, or just an afternoon leisure.
The above image is a photo I took in my kitchen. It was fun going to the grocery store by my house this morning to buy a bag of Cheetos, red lipstick, Tic-Tacs, bubblegum, and some whipped cream. The cashier asked of I was having a party. I already had the weave and white powder.
An apology to my friend Endora for this image.
mmmm.. One a day keeps the sanity away!
Posted by: Kristin | October 04, 2007 at 12:40 PM
But shouldn't the cappuccino be empty? Oh wait, maybe she passed out already!
Posted by: midevil | October 04, 2007 at 01:12 PM
Don't tell no one, y'all, but I gives summa mah frappercino ta Sean and Jayden! I guess now that K-Fed has them babies I'll have more of it fer mahself to enjoy tho, y'all!
Posted by: It's Britney, bitch | October 04, 2007 at 03:15 PM
This websie is great! amazing work. :)
Posted by: Courtney | October 04, 2007 at 07:17 PM
hahahah GROSS!!!!!
I haven't eaten cheetos for a long-ass time cos celeb-bloggers keep making cheetos sound disgusting AND i keep associating it with Britney. and now I associate Starbucks with Britney, too.
what a massive yuck overload.
Posted by: Sabina | October 04, 2007 at 07:40 PM
Oh, you dun and forgot the Car'mel sauce y'all!
But nice... and disgusting.
Posted by: Roo | October 04, 2007 at 11:58 PM
I. Love. You.
Too funny. Yet sad.
Posted by: Madame M | October 05, 2007 at 05:24 AM
LOL! All you need is a shaved beaver in the photo. I've heard they're not that hard to find in Hollywood.
Posted by: Fritz | October 05, 2007 at 07:56 AM
That is HYSTERICAL! It's everything Britney, rolled into a revolting drink.
Posted by: Erica | October 05, 2007 at 11:11 AM
Theft is the sincerest form of theft...
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/Media/Photos/Funny_Pics/Celebrity/Britney_Gets_Her_Drivers_License/
Posted by: Fritz | October 06, 2007 at 01:54 AM
brilliance.
this is freakin hilarious. =D
Posted by: skim | October 06, 2007 at 09:49 AM
[Sorry I've been away, darling! Kiss kiss! My lil ole Crackberry wouldn't allow me to post comments, so I had to keep my various witty remarks to myself. Quel horreur!]
I made this concoction last night, and immediately sprouted hair extensions. Imagine my surprise!
When I woke this morning I had this insatiable urge to run outside with my cooter exposed while asking passers-by to take pics.
Is that so wrong, y'all?
Posted by: Dr. Ding | October 07, 2007 at 08:47 AM
My Cheetos wouldn't fit through the straw, y'all. Normally I could suck...nevermind, TMI...
Posted by: AntBee | October 07, 2007 at 12:17 PM