Lindsay the Inhaler
Lindsay Lohan apparently blew $7,000,000 last year. $7,000,000 divided by 365 days equals $19,178 a day she spent. That's a lot of coke, I mean stuff. She dropped all that money on drugs cloths, drugs her Chateau Marmont hotel stay, drugs cars, drugs rehab, and some extra goodies. Meaning drugs.
My blog buddy Candy at Holy Candy has some hilarious advice should Lindsay find herself back in her old habits yet still on a budget.
Will Lindsay have to clip coupons? Will she have to cut back on spray tanning? Will she...gasp.... have to stay at a Holiday Inn? Oh the humanity.
Where are all the peni she usually inhales, huh?
Posted by: midevil | October 15, 2007 at 07:05 PM
haha. what a dumb, spoiled, untalented, stupid greedy pig. I hate her, she needs to fuck out of Hollywood and just go away.
Posted by: sabina | October 15, 2007 at 07:05 PM
lmao to the first comment- if that car could talk it'd be saying "oh shiiiiiiiiit!!!" lol!
Posted by: hurleygurlie2388 | October 15, 2007 at 09:19 PM
ZOMG! I, like, *sniffs* TOTALLY don't touch that stuff, anymore!! **sniffs even louder**
Posted by: L. Lohan | October 15, 2007 at 11:55 PM
Pretty disgusting. Maybe she can market vacuum cleaners?
Too predictable?
Posted by: Madame M | October 16, 2007 at 04:43 AM
Hurlevgurlie2388,
Thanks! Yeah, but you know, after taking another look at that piece of art, I'm suddenly hungry, and I don't know why. You wouldn't happen to have a couple bags of chips on you, would you?
Posted by: midevil | October 16, 2007 at 05:28 AM
LMAO I love you. Your sketches are always on point!! This greedy bitch deserves to be broke she has no talent except maybe in the dick department but thats only cause she has more experience with that than acting.
xoxo
-Tiff from Jerzzz
Posted by: Tiffany | October 16, 2007 at 06:31 AM
You pulled it off! I knew you would.
Posted by: 14 | October 16, 2007 at 05:25 PM
LOL! Awesome! This is my absolute favourite of your celeb-art!
Posted by: Mina | October 16, 2007 at 08:39 PM
This bitch is an embarrassment to the old fashion starlets. A fucking EMBARRASSMENT!
Posted by: Latina | October 16, 2007 at 10:30 PM
The girl is truly fucking stupid. If she had half a brain, she'd be a genious. Anyone else with $7 million might, I don't know, bank it and live off the fucking interest????
Jesus H. Christ. She should just jump off a bridge. In Australia, where there are lots of sharks.
Posted by: Chris | October 17, 2007 at 10:33 AM
Chris,
It's important that we use forward thinking in the process of coming up with solutions. What environmental organization is going to take on the challenge of deathly-ill-shark-recovery after they eat her?
Posted by: midevil | October 20, 2007 at 08:46 AM