Happy Halloween. Now Let's Talk Penises.
No, it's not The Shroud of Turin you're looking at. Not the Virgin Mary in a grilled cheese sandwich either. You're looking at some celebrity wang. Halloween, for some reason, has brought out the urge to show the bulge. No complaints here.
The first Halloween wang I saw was courtesy of Brody Jenner. Thanks Brody. I studied this photo like I was going to be tested on it. I choose to believe it's real. Why would he deceive us?
Next came the odd presentation of Adrian Grenier's stuff. I'm not quite sure what's going on down there, but I appreciate the effort.
Lastly is the showing by Spencer Pratt. The effort is good but it leaves me.... I don't know.... wishing it was his package instead.
Happy Halloween everyone! Fellas, feel free to show what you're workin with.
I think you were way too kind to Spencer. It looks like he stuffed his pants with a ChapStick. He was foolish to even try to one up Brody's beautiful and bountiful bulge. Keep up the great work you dirty birdy!
Posted by: Doodle Whore | October 31, 2007 at 09:57 AM
Adrian Grenier was clearly going for shock value and he succeeded. The buzz across the web about his costume is amazing. He is getting a lot of free publicity out of one costume. I didn't think he could top his trip to Australia, and his bevy of blonde Aussie babes, but he did it!
You go, Adrian!!!!
Posted by: Vince- Turtle wants his socks back! | October 31, 2007 at 11:08 AM
LOL you are so weird! but i still love you : ) hell, that's WHY i love you!
Posted by: just hurleygurlie2388 | October 31, 2007 at 12:22 PM
Suddenly I find Brody undeniably sexy. I am so shallow.
Posted by: Mimi | October 31, 2007 at 03:33 PM
Yup.. Brody just got a lot hotter in my eyes..
Posted by: Laurie | November 01, 2007 at 03:30 AM
I hope Brody's package is real. It's so perfect in that Robin costume.
Posted by: that_girl | November 01, 2007 at 08:31 AM
Hilarious
Posted by: midevil | November 01, 2007 at 09:00 AM
i actually feel sympathy for spence now.
adrian's is definitely stuffed.
brody - it's TMI, but nice to know....
Posted by: lazy | November 06, 2007 at 10:50 AM
Mmm baby, break me off a piece of Brody. Adrian... it would have been awesome if he had let his true colors show since I have a major crush on him, but c'est la vie! And yeah Spence is sorely lacking. Maybe it is one of those miracle Penii that grow exponentially when hard??
Posted by: Pegster | November 08, 2007 at 01:34 PM