Lindsay Lohan is a coke thief?
Is Lindsay Lohan a former coke thief? According to former and current jackass Steve-O, the answer would be yes. While Lindsay is rehabbing in Utah, Steve-O is running his mouth about how Lindsay stole his bag of his blow.
Is Steve-O telling the truth?
Do you care?
I don't really, however I thought the image of Miss Lohan creeping off with a freshly lifted bag a coke would be funny.
Ink on paper with photoshop.



You are a genius. You have beautifully captured the seamy dark side of LiLo in all her freckly, entitled glory. You just know she stole the coke while wearing her infamous bikini-with-high-heels get up. I hope she gets better in rehab.
Posted by: Gail | September 27, 2007 at 10:55 PM
Oh how I wish to run into her... her rehab isn't that far away from here... poor little LiLo.. I really hope she can turn it around, she's starting to scare people... and it takes alot to scare Steve-O. haha
Posted by: Kristin | September 28, 2007 at 12:08 AM
Hilarious! You draw her so well its just fascinating. I love it.
-Tiff from Jerz
Posted by: Tiffany | September 28, 2007 at 06:08 AM
I think you were nice to her on this one, she`s SO much fatter than that, come on, I want to see that gut she`s rocking!
Posted by: Claire | September 28, 2007 at 07:07 AM
That's an awfully big bag of coke ya got there--wait--celeb bag, right.
Posted by: midevil | September 28, 2007 at 08:00 AM
Oh, my God. BRILLIANT! I can't stop laughing. Love the freckled skin. So spot on.
Posted by: Chris | September 28, 2007 at 08:15 AM
1. Her body language is genius.
2. I love that the bag is labeled "coke"
3. The smoke coming out of her one nostril is gorgeous.
4. I love you. You make my life.
If you ever stop making art, I will hunt you down. Don't make me do that. I'd rather not be on the news.
Posted by: mandi | September 28, 2007 at 10:58 AM
People who do blow on a regular basis wouldn't even think twice about lifting a bag of coke. They also lick the floor at the end of the night when there's no more blow. I've seen it! Pretty sad.
Posted by: BobC | September 28, 2007 at 01:03 PM
LOL you never fail to amuse me!!!
Posted by: hurleygurlie2388 | September 28, 2007 at 02:54 PM
Hehe that drawing is a spitting image of Lohan! :D
Posted by: Greg O | September 29, 2007 at 12:07 AM
I love her sun-damaged shoulders!!!
Posted by: Joyananda | September 29, 2007 at 10:06 PM
OF COURSE she took that shizz! Love the frecles, too, so..captivating.
Posted by: sweetmamagirl | October 01, 2007 at 01:59 PM
I read this! i cant believe she did this shit to steve-0 crazy!
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2271912
Posted by: robbyrob | October 01, 2007 at 07:14 PM
Crap! I just drooled red wine on my new keyboard! Damn you for making me laugh! are those freckles or hair folicles on her legs!? What a riot! You rock!
Posted by: Gina | October 09, 2007 at 08:40 AM