Before:
Boring, buttoned up, bland, had a hard time finding a good man.
After:
Sexy, daring, confident, flirty, and ready to grab life by the balls.
Self loathing, bathroom sex loving, naughty boy Idaho GOP Senator Larry Craig resigned yesterday after a scandalous week. His own party dropped him like a trophy wife who puts on too much weight. I've seen enough of those extreme makeover shows to know that after you've been dumped the best thing a lady should do is get a new look. Freshen things up. I think his founding father-ish hairdo out of rolls of toilet paper is the sort of subtle elegance that will get him noticed everywhere, not just in airport bathrooms. Good luck in your new life Larry.
LOVE it! He's a dreamboat now, and I for one feel distinctly relieved (pun intended?) that Larry is embracing his inner hottie.
Posted by: Dr. Ding | September 02, 2007 at 10:38 AM
NICE!
Posted by: hurleygurlie2388 | September 02, 2007 at 01:52 PM
He is a stupid homophobe. With all the anti-gay laws that he supported, I am so glad that he got called out for what he is. No more hiding in the toilet, er closet for him.
Posted by: gmommy | September 03, 2007 at 06:40 PM
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! A VAST improvement! You do nice makeovers, dahlink!
He is a major hypocrite!
HYPOCRITE- a person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, esp. a person whose actions belie stated beliefs.
I found this definition along the way and thoght it fit good ol' Larry to a dress.;-p
Posted by: Nechyfer | September 14, 2007 at 04:27 PM
I think his makeover makes him look like ms. slocomb from are you being served ^_^
Posted by: aiko.adonia | October 09, 2007 at 04:53 PM