The Passion of the Cruise

In what can only be described as a perfect storm of narcissism, bad judgement, and a complete lack of public perception, TomKat is looking to do a Beckham W magazine-ish spread.  Um...........yuck.  That's an entree of yuck, served on a bed of yuck, garnished with yuck, and finished with some fresh ground yuck.
David Beckham is insanely hot and if you like busty blowup dolls who say major way too often, then Posh is probably appealing to you.  I'm afraid Tom is the bipolar polar opposite of David.  Katie, I have to say, is really stepping it up lately.  I think she could be sexy in a magazine spread by herself, but I can't imagine those two desperately trying to outdo the Beckhams.  Maybe they could appear on the cover of Eww magazine, as in eww gross. 
Just a thought.

This is painted with gouache on paper.  A print can be purchased here.

Comments

[yuck]

how many yucks!!! my gosh tomkat is so disgusting... especially tom, katie is just brainwashed

[Nina]

Eewww is right! Please say it ain't so!
.....
And how you captured Tom.. pure genius!! LOL at him on her lap.

You're on a roll lately.. you must've missed us.. I wish this site *always* had this many postings!!

XOXO

[LA]

I am laughing my a** off!!!

You are great...I just "discovered" your website and love it!!!

[Maira]

LOL.. I love Tom's man boobs. David you're too awesome!

[gmommy]

I am laughing my a** off, too. This is way too funny. Thanks for the laugh.

[gmommy]

Man boobs. Too funny.

[Carly]

This is low and mean.

[Sara]

This is all wishful thinking and so unfounded. I think they are wonderful people. Tom looks so good considering he's in his 40's and Katie is only getting hotter and classier than ever.
I have a feeling they will make it on People's Most Beautiful list but not doing something like this.

[14]

ah ha ha!! LOVE it Mr. Gilmore!! I'm painting them nude too and I must wear protective gear to do so. Great work.

[marina]

It could be me, but Katie looks like Michael Jackson :|