Now that The Simple Life is coming to an end, it was rumored that Kimberly Stewart and Kelly Osbourne were going to be stepping in. Yuck and yucker. Makes sense, they both have famous parents and as such are clearly superior to the rest of us and are entitled to be reality TV stars. Right? If my mom had been knocked up by Gene Simmons of Kiss or if my Dad got Donna Summer pregnant then I might have had a chance at being on The Surreal Life or even having my own reality show. They'll give any kind-a sort-a celebrity a show these days.
So back to Kimberly and Kelly. Apparently it was full speed ahead for those two until Kelly saw the first show and wasn't happy with the direction. I actually have to credit her for not wanting to continue a show that pokes too much fun at us mere regular people. That said I still have issues with them even wanting to do the show in the first place.
Since we sadly won't get to Kelly and Kim in The Simple Spoiled Life, I created this promo poster.
Let the angry comments begin.................
Ink on paper and photoshop.
I'm glad this isn't happening.. it would have been a waste of space on t.v. There's so many good shows out there that people should be watching instead of crap like this (even though its so much fun to watch the trainwrecks they really are!). Now its rumored that a reality show about Kim Kardashian and her family will take the spot that Kimbo and Kelly were going to have.
Posted by: Maira | August 09, 2007 at 12:19 AM
Complaints? It's brilliant as usual, except Kimberly Stewart isn't as totally fug as she is in real life. You were kind to her. Have to say I've always like Kelly even if we share the same sort of unfortunate round face. You could be a stick figure but look like the Pillsbury doughboy with that face. Kelly is at least something of an original compared to most of young Hollywood. As long as she doesn't try to sing again..
Posted by: Calulu | August 09, 2007 at 03:46 AM
Smashingly gorgeous!
You know, I don't know why Hollyrude won't turn back to doing pieces on real starts before all the fame, like, where they struggled in poverty until they were discovered, and then, what's going on in their heads as they watch their spoiled offspring waste their money away. Or maybe there could be a show where DNA specialists go around and find the long lost bastard children of people like Jimi Hendrix and Jimmy Page...
Posted by: midevil | August 09, 2007 at 05:06 AM
Who would want to see a show like this anyway? To me, Kelly is ok because her spoiled fits are funny to watch, but nothing could be more boring than watching Kimberly S (aka Paris wantabe) try to make us think she is interesting!
Posted by: loveprettyontheoutside | August 09, 2007 at 07:13 AM
Well I can't complain you are always so asstute(hahaha ass) sorry,
but it is brilliant!
So they do remind me of the new "Laurel and Hardy" that's all!
Posted by: Nechyfer | September 01, 2007 at 08:40 PM
OMG,LOL, look at how many teeth Kelly has! LOL, LOL
Posted by: Fab-girl | September 04, 2007 at 07:01 PM
It's not Donna SummerS (plural) it's Donna Summer (singular.) I'm sick of how this woman is so underrated people don't even know her correct name. Especially in this age of free mp3 music, download everything you can find, listen to it, and thank me later. Educate yourself!
Posted by: Johnny | September 11, 2007 at 03:45 AM