Reality TV Rump
Kim Kardashian is famous because she's a......
Singer? No.
Dancer? No.
Actress? No.
Author? No.
Blogger? No.
Motivational speaker? No.
Porn Star? Closer.
Her father was OJ Simpson's trail attorney Robert Kardashian and she and one time boyfriend Ray J made a sex tape that somehow got leaked. Famous parent + sex tape = famous. Apparently that's all it takes anymore. Actually she has one other distinguishing feature. And it gets lots and lots and lots of attention. So much attention that she is even getting her own reality TV show on E.
Oh E, you set the bar so high. You set this bar right at ass level.
Thanks for explaining why she is famous. It has been a total mystery to me for a while now.
Posted by: Mezza | August 10, 2007 at 01:17 AM
It's beautifully done as usual. The only criticism I would have is that you have made her more attractive than I think she is in real life...facewise.
It isn't that she's ugly or anything...just to me her face is too hard and she always looks kind of calculating.
Here you've made her seem fresh and kind of lovely.
I think this speaks more to her than you!
You're an artist and that's what good artists do.
Posted by: gracie | August 10, 2007 at 06:00 AM
EXACTLY...WHO THE IS SHE??? She should be ashamed of her 'famous' father, defending a murderer! I'm sick of these 'famous' wannabes signing up for reality shows!
Posted by: LA | August 10, 2007 at 07:02 AM
I have heard that the show has been cancelled because she was going to do it with Kelly Osbourne and she backed out of it. But the picture is hilarious!
Posted by: Leah | August 10, 2007 at 01:52 PM
Well, nevermind my first comment, that was Kimberly Stewart. There are so many not-really-celebrities that are looking to get reality shows that I can't keep them straight!!!
Posted by: Leah | August 10, 2007 at 01:54 PM
trial
Posted by: mimi | August 11, 2007 at 03:36 PM
Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt...
Posted by: T | August 13, 2007 at 07:25 PM
She is pretty but not beautiful. Nothing spectacular in Hollywood's standards.
Posted by: Lidia | November 17, 2007 at 08:52 AM
She is so fake, fake brest, fake lips, butt and who know what else. Why is she famous again, because that is a butt implant. it looks so fake, we seen natural butt, such as J.lo, Serena, beyonce and we all see the different. Hers sister ass looks natural, if it's genetic why her looks so unatural. I just hate the fact that these reality shows are focusing in staff are not interesting. All these realiy shows needs to stop, and bring positive and educate staff to the TV.
Posted by: ana | April 29, 2008 at 09:11 PM