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August 15, 2007

Britney the Batterer

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Britney Spears is kind of like Michael Jackson's face.  Both used to be cute, but now.... not at all.  Michael went from an adorable outrageously talented kid to full blown crazy.  His face looks nothing like an adult male's should. Britney went from cute kid to teen temptress to drunken beaver baring disaster.  Like Michael's face and Britney's out of control life, both seem to get odder and more bizarre with time. 
The latest installment of Brit's craziness is the revelation that during a fight she hit KFed with a frying pan and then threw an ashtray at him.   Now that should have been in their reality show.
What's next?
What would be really shocking is if Britney could pull it together, become a good parent, not show her underwear every other day, and actually put out a good album. 
Now that would be crazy.

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Can't fault her for that. If I was married to K Fed I might have to hit him daily with a frying pan and ashtray..he ain't no prize.

this is like the best celeb caricature blogs ever.

good job this blog is BRILLIANT

This can't be Britney. If so that would mean she got new boots.I've seen recent pics where that is not the case. Does anyone know who makes those damn boots
anyway?

All the stuff that is coming out about her is either a) amazingly, hideously false and slanderous or b) not even one fraction of the whole grisly truth.

I vote for b) and for the kids to be with their dad.

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