Ness Mess monster was seen off the coast of southern California earlier this week. Nessie Messie as she's nicknamed was quite friendly as she frolicked in the surf. She flashed her big smile and right breast at some bewildered onlookers giving them much more than they ever wanted to see. Much more.
Speaking of much more than you'd ever want to see, Messie's one time BFF Brit Brit was only seen dirtying up the water off the coast of southern California.
Someone call a clean up crew. Please.