The Loch Ness Mess monster was seen off the coast of southern California earlier this week. Nessie Messie as she's nicknamed was quite friendly as she frolicked in the surf. She flashed her big smile and right breast at some bewildered onlookers giving them much more than they ever wanted to see. Much more.
Speaking of much more than you'd ever want to see, Messie's one time BFF Brit Brit was only seen dirtying up the water off the coast of southern California.
Someone call a clean up crew. Please.



ahahahahahahah very ugly Paris...like the Loch Ness Monster in England!!Do U know??
(http://www.liviu.biz/wp-content/lochness_monster.jpg)
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Posted by: gossipaddicted | July 23, 2007 at 09:45 AM
You're awesome. I check your site and 14 at least 3x a week. Always guaranteed to put a smile on my face. Keep up the good work.
Posted by: Pattimelt | July 23, 2007 at 04:33 PM
Where on earth is the Surfrider Foundation, huh? Answer me that!
Posted by: Madame M | July 23, 2007 at 05:04 PM
Love the picture!!!! but I do find it amusing that her nipple slip was the biggest issue... there's been nothing mentioned that she was surfing with Koby Abberton...
"Shootings, stabbings, wild brawls, drug deals and even a murder in which Abberton and his older brother, Jai, were implicated have given the Bra Boys the sort of infamy reserved for Australia's most-feared bikie gangs."
Lovely guy to be hanging out with!
Posted by: Shel | July 23, 2007 at 05:06 PM
loch ness monster in scotland you mean! LOL!
You've captured her ugly nose and feet so perfectly. kudos
Posted by: lexi | July 24, 2007 at 04:45 AM
AAhahahaha!! Omg, this is the funniest (and most fitting) drawing of Paris ever!! You've captured her in all her ugliness perfectly here..
I say.. "All hail the king".
Posted by: Nina | July 24, 2007 at 11:40 AM
hahahahahaha Paris looks cute here. Hahahaha
Posted by: azuka | July 25, 2007 at 07:14 AM
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA! That is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. I'm sitting here giggling in my cubicle. I'm sure my neighbors think I'm nuts at this point. Whooo. Thank you for the morning giggle.
Posted by: Denise | July 25, 2007 at 09:06 AM
Hahaha. Great drawing. :D
And YES, Paris is STOOOPID. Boo.
Posted by: Coco | July 25, 2007 at 10:55 PM
OMG, I laughed my ass off to this picture. You're a fucking great drawer, I love your pics!
Posted by: Nadjah | July 26, 2007 at 02:41 AM
This one is so funny!
Posted by: gmommy | July 26, 2007 at 07:03 PM
AHhahHHAhHAHhhhahhHAHhhah!!
Posted by: Kori | November 23, 2007 at 07:29 AM