I wonder if that alcohol detection ankle bracelet was shooting out sparks early this morning when a liquored up Lindsay Lohan was arrested for yet another DUI. Not only was she boozed up, but was in possession of cocaine. Oopsy! Maybe she needed a cocaine detection pair of earrings or a dumbshit detection diamond pendant? Or maybe a freaking idiot detection tennis bracelet? Or even a why don't you get a driver detection toe ring? Just a thought.