David Gest: flaming homosexual ladies man, botox abuser, former spouse of Liza with a Z, and friend of Michael Jackson, has something new to add to his description. Comedian. That's right, Mr Gest is planning a one woman man comedy show in England beginning this February. Apparently he's something of a star across the pond. Who knew? I'm sure that show will be hilarious. Just the thought of it makes me laugh.
Wonder how he'll pay tribute to his ex? Maybe by copying her recent red carpet ensemble? He definitely has the bod for it.



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Posted by: Morris Young | July 19, 2007 at 04:08 AM
I've been a fan for a while i esp love Pete Doherty-- exactly how i feel about him, cannot comprehend all these gals wanting to bed him errrrghh! -- Paris Sketchbk, Hot Painting Lovely Lady, and An Evening with Star and Al -- and we don't even see the latter two here in Auz. But you have been waaaaayy too kind to David Gest. He looks human, healthy pink and intelligent. Strangely enuff Tara's bro looks just like him (see Perez). Thanks so much for the laughs, you are so very talented -- best wishes Mezza
Posted by: Mezza | July 19, 2007 at 07:18 AM
Lol but you're too nice to him, you gave him the gift of a square jaw!.. He looks even more freaky in reality than in your drawing! What a clown!!
Posted by: Nina | July 20, 2007 at 12:18 AM
I've been gone for a few days, but I'm so glad I'm back!!
Your David Gest has made my day!
Posted by: Maira | July 20, 2007 at 12:21 PM
I find it hard to look at David Gest, but your illustration makes it much easier. He's going to make a great comedian - all he has to do is stand on stage and not say anything. He'll bring down the house.
Posted by: 14 | July 20, 2007 at 02:01 PM