Britney, why do you make me do this?
And I'm back! I have been out of state and out of my mind for the last five days with little to no internet access at a family reunion. Without the world of gossip blogs available, I had to turn to the oh so primitive manner of staying informed- tabloid magazines. Every gossip rag seemed to be reveling in the impending meltdown of the Brit Brit. Poor thing. I had planned on getting back to work with a different celeb, but after seeing the photos of Britney maxing out that g-string, and also seeing outakes from her new music video, I just couldn't resist.
I thought some sort of color coded warning might help when someone you know is going crazy. Now you can rate just how wacked out they are.
This photo I also found inspiring..... So much so, I thought a sexy sad silhouette might be kind of hot sad.
There were easily six other stories I wanted to illustrate today. I nearly had to toss a coin. I swear I'm off the Brit Brit for the time being. Mr McConaughey coming soon. I'm spending a little extra time on that one. Lots of other goodies coming shortly.
So happy to be home and back at it.
The top illustration was completed with acrylic, ink, colored pencil and photoshop.
Below illustration finished with ink on paper.
What a mess!! It's gotten to the surreal stage with this girl.
Can't wait to see the new Matthew!!
Posted by: Ray | August 01, 2007 at 01:19 AM
You are simply genius. Apologies on not getting back to you. Life just sorting out here.
Posted by: Fairmaiden327 | August 01, 2007 at 05:51 AM
Heyy Welcome back!! ^^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG! This is HILARIOUS!!! I love it! But she looks good here. xD Hahahahaha the silhouette. Gosh, she looks like crap in these photos. Poor kids!
Seee yaaa D!
XoXo
Posted by: azuka | August 01, 2007 at 08:44 AM
Glad your back! How much would you charge to paint a picture of someone?
Posted by: nox | August 01, 2007 at 09:02 AM
I'm glad you're back!
Posted by: Maira | August 01, 2007 at 09:12 AM
mmmm....you said McConaughey again...
Ya know, I'm pretty sure if you said McConaughey and then Metcalf right afterwards, my head would literally explode into confetti..
Posted by: Ginger | August 01, 2007 at 11:17 AM
back with a vengeance!
Posted by: yuck | August 01, 2007 at 12:28 PM
Man, you did a good job on the needy eyes. Poor Brit Brit.
Posted by: midevil | August 01, 2007 at 01:05 PM
totally cracking up here! she's such a hot mess it's sad...didn't know you were away but glad to see you've been keeping up!
Posted by: once again | August 02, 2007 at 01:06 PM
Welcome back! I'm sure it feels good to get back home..
Eeew, this drawing captures Brit in all her grossness! What's wrong with her, does she have NO shame?? Surely she doesn't think she looks good!
Posted by: Nina | August 02, 2007 at 02:58 PM
Welcome back!!!
These drawings are so good. Britney is out of her mind.
Posted by: gmommy | August 03, 2007 at 02:41 PM
David, your Britney warning system is absolutely Brilliant! Glad you're back in one piece!
Posted by: AntBee | August 04, 2007 at 06:38 AM
LOL, I love the warning system!
I have to agree that the pictures of her in the stripper getup were pretty sad.
Posted by: Discuss Beauty | August 05, 2007 at 04:50 PM
Hey, kinda funny that this looks so much like the gimme more vid. even though you drew it before it was made...weird
Posted by: Jimi | April 29, 2009 at 12:03 AM