NBC wised up and pulled its head out of its own ass and decided not to pay Paris $1,000,000 for her first post prison interview. Good job. Now, it seems Larry King will be the first to get his hands on the soon to be sprung sweet heiress ass. He'll be probing her deeply for an entire hour. Relentlessly he'll drill her until she screams, "Larry no more! I can't take it. You're too much!"
Sadly, I'll be watching every minute.
Ink on paper with photoshop and two glasses of zinfandel.