Paris on Larry King..... literally!
NBC wised up and pulled its head out of its own ass and decided not to pay Paris $1,000,000 for her first post prison interview. Good job. Now, it seems Larry King will be the first to get his hands on the soon to be sprung sweet heiress ass. He'll be probing her deeply for an entire hour. Relentlessly he'll drill her until she screams, "Larry no more! I can't take it. You're too much!"
Sadly, I'll be watching every minute.
Ink on paper with photoshop and two glasses of zinfandel.
Oh dear Gawd! I hope he won't be probing her 'that' way! But I'm sure if he wasn't married he'd be trying. His reputation as a horn dog that will mount anything with a vagina is well cemented in history by now. Love it! You did good but you always do good!
Posted by: Calulu | June 24, 2007 at 04:24 AM
it's going to be the car wreck that everyone will gawk at but be disgusted afterwards for having even looked.
i can't wait to see the ensuing damage.
Posted by: danny | June 24, 2007 at 10:10 AM
Umm...that painting doesn't even look like Ed Asner and Jennifer Hudson. I was too busy to read the text so am guessing. Anyway, I'm feeling fat and needed to talk about it. I'm not wearing a bra but do have on a really tight floral print wrap dress that I spit up on a little bit before I slept in it last night--on the lawn. What day is it? I think I might be pregnant. It could only belong to Jay Z, Ne-yo, Tim Conway, Pat Benatar, Ashley Parker Angel, Tony Danza or Kidd and Play. I think those are the only people that I've had unprotected sex with in the last few months--but a girl can never be sure!
Posted by: endora cameltoe | June 24, 2007 at 08:58 PM
endora cameltoe is a goddess
Posted by: jer | June 25, 2007 at 01:38 PM
My new favorite! (although, I would still love to have my checks printed with the pattern on your previous post)
Keep skewering away!
Posted by: Hiltron | June 26, 2007 at 08:47 AM
haha this picture for once really shows what peris hilton looks like and shure describes what she likes to do
Posted by: coco | June 26, 2007 at 12:46 PM
I cna only imaging what tonight's King's interview will tell us about her.
Posted by: jon | June 27, 2007 at 05:01 PM
her and larry r getting busy on the show u know what i mean
Posted by: anoynumus | July 10, 2007 at 07:48 PM