From the sketchbook of Paris Hilton (part two)
Larry King's excruciating hour long interview with Paris Hilton just ended. The only thing that really stood out was when he asked her what personality traits she'd like to change. Her response was that her voice gets high when she's nervous. That's what she'd like to change. That's the big revelation of the interview. :)
I'd like to imagine that Paris will draw a picture and write a letter thanking Larry King for granting her an interview just as she did for Harvey Levin. This is what I imagine it would look like.
Continuing the idea that Paris the artist and author has been keeping a secret sketch book, and that it has been hacked into like her blackberry, I have a few more entries.
Certainly she would have written something about her friend and reality show costar Nicole Richie and her dramatic image change.
She most certainly would have written and doodled about the day she shot that Carl's Junior commercial.
And lastly, she definitely would have written about and lovely drawn Cisco Adler and his enormous nuts.
And yes, there is an NSFW version you can see here.
HAHAHAAAAA!!! "CNZ"!!!!!! "TNN" LOL!!!!!!!
Oh man!! Herpes Hilton is such a joke... I'm so happy! :)
Posted by: Nando | June 27, 2007 at 09:22 PM
haha fat Nicole Richie, sigh. So ingenius.
Posted by: Rebecca | June 28, 2007 at 08:39 AM
omg, so funny and cute :)
"I think your show is really fun and your suspenders are cute."
Posted by: Lea | June 28, 2007 at 10:30 AM
Heehee! Would she blog about taking naked pictures of herself on her phone or about her Valtrex prescription, you think?
*waits eagerly*
Posted by: Madame M | June 28, 2007 at 11:28 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
FUNNY
Posted by: Me | June 28, 2007 at 12:57 PM
I work in the building where Endeavor Agency is (Talent agency that just recently dropped Paris) and Cisco Adler was here not too long ago... he is as ugly in person as he is in pictures. And short!... and hairy!... and greasy!
I guess its a good thing they dropped Paris... every time she was here it was hell getting out of the parking because of the swarms of paparazzi just waiting outside.
Not to mention Mr. Chow's accross the street!
Posted by: Maira | June 28, 2007 at 05:44 PM
That was just TOO funny! I love the whole "Paris Sketch Book" thing... 'tis wonderful. (God, how I love you!)
Posted by: Arianna | June 30, 2007 at 06:49 PM
she is soooo stupid
Posted by: Denim | July 08, 2007 at 07:24 AM
i REALLY REALLY like this. It's scary that Paris actually draws/writes like that. Good work copying her "style."
Posted by: Sabina England | July 09, 2007 at 02:23 PM
why doesn't it show the guy's balls ??????
Posted by: julie | July 10, 2007 at 07:45 PM
Not much on my mind lately, but that's how it is. My life's been dull these days, but such is life. I haven't been up to much recently.
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Posted by: olivia candy shop | August 13, 2007 at 03:13 PM
silly...
Posted by: K@ E. | August 17, 2007 at 06:37 PM