Victoria Beckham in a recent interview said:
"I've had to turn myself into Bree. It's so bloody hard getting into a private school in Beverly Hills. As a parent you feel like you are on trial. I've been having to promise to do loads for the school and David had offered to give the pupils some football lessons. I'm just worried that my cupcakes won't be up to standard!"
Victoria, you don't need to worry about your d-cupcakes. They are like bright, shining headlights.
Your d-cupcakes always draw attention and are easy to spot.
Posh, I'd say your cupcakes are anything but standard.