
I first became aware of the unbelievably busty Jesse Metcalfe Breastcalfe about eight years ago. I was channel surfing one afternoon and came accross a topless Metcalfe in a scene with two other hunky shirtless actors. All this hotness was on a soap opera called Passions. I was stopped in my tracks. In addition to the bevy of shirtless men was a witch (yes witch) named Tabitha who had a little man toy called Timmy which came life every so often. I couldn't believe there was so much hot skin and witchcraft on a daytime soap. I watched about four other episodes in total. My favorite one was a very troubling hour where Jesse accidentally fell into a portal to hell which was located in the down stairs broom closet of the witch's house. The unfortunate fall caused him to loose his shirt which was perfectly fine with me. In fact every episode I saw he wasn't wearing a shirt.
Years later Mr Metcalfe turned up on Desperate Housewives which also featured him often shirtless. Again, fine by me.
Recently it was rumored that Jesse was going to take over for Daniel Radcliffe when the production of Equus makes it's way to Broadway. As everyone is certainly familiar by now, the role calls for full on nudity and a sex scene. I was most definitely going to check Jetblue for flights to NY to see what was going on with Jesse. Then came word that in addition to Jesse that perhaps Jamie Bell could be taking over. At the present, it seems that indeed Jamie will be the one to bare all on the Broadway stage. I'm exhausted. Will someone please sneak a camera into that theater for God's sakes.
Maybe one day down the line when the show goes on the road and ends up in Boise, Idaho or Modesto, California, and Jesse takes over for Kirk Cameron or Cisco, then and finally then I will get a chance to see Mr Metcalfe in all his glory?
Ink on paper with photoshop and a hope that one day I will get to see it all.


THAT'S where I remember him from!!!
OMG, you watch that mess 'Passions' too? I'm kinda glad it's getting cancelled-too effin unbelivable even for a soap
Posted by: trick please | April 24, 2007 at 11:18 AM
he is handsome in a way, nice chest, but I can't get past those girlie eyebrows. Great work though dear.
Posted by: 14 | April 24, 2007 at 11:30 AM
this is great! nice job on the man-boobs!
Posted by: liz | April 26, 2007 at 08:34 AM
Oh Jesse...pretty, pretty, pretty..oh so pretty. If you get that film, I beg you to please post it.
I love your site!
Posted by: Ginger | June 27, 2007 at 02:01 PM