Celeb Crossings
I found myself in front of The Scientology Celebrity Center today here in Los Angeles. It's actually a beautiful building with a very large imposing gate around it. There are all kinds of sci-fi looking security cameras monitoring the immaculately cared for grounds. Since it's gathering place for celebs, there are signs warning when TomKat, Posh & Becks, and John Travolta are crossing. Us mere mortals are instructed to look away and not interfere with the goings on of the higher beings.
Not really, but it isn't hard to imagine that could be true.
My own photo with photoshopped sign.





Make t-shirts out of it, it simply is genious.
Posted by: Nick Royalty | April 14, 2007 at 09:29 AM
I agree. T-shirts must be made. These are hilarious!
Posted by: Darlene (Offbeat Aesthete) | April 15, 2007 at 12:01 PM
Poor fat travolta
at least he's a family man
http://www.sitv.com/blogs/whatshot/2007/03/26/john-travolta-at-the-wild-hogs-premier/
Posted by: Andrew | April 16, 2007 at 01:00 PM
I thought the travolta was kirsty alley for a sec- these are great!
Posted by: liz | April 18, 2007 at 10:13 AM
Hilarious! Expect a call from the uber-legals sooner than later! LOVE your work!
Posted by: KareBear | April 18, 2007 at 04:25 PM
Posh and Becks crossing!!! OMG! This is great! I love it!! hilarious, I'm just crying... hahahahahaa... You're a genius Gilmore!!
saludos!! ^^
Posted by: azuka | April 24, 2007 at 05:21 PM
HAHAHAHA....HAHAHA.......nice:)
Posted by: Ash | July 13, 2007 at 07:26 AM