Bad Boy George
I used to be the biggest Culture Club/ Boy George fan. Church of the Poison Mind was my anthem back when. The years since then have had a lot of ups and down for The Boy. The latest mishap seems to have happened early this morning. The singer and friend hired a male escort to come to Boy George's home in the late hours. The escort was stripped to his underwear, hand cuffed, and his cuffed hands were then secured to a hook on the wall above the bed. Then Boy George pulled out a box of sex toys and told the escort, "Now you're going to get what you deserve." Can't make that shit up. I feel sorry for the escort and all of us who have had to visualize that mess. For those of you who can't imagine what that would look like, I took the liberty of illustrating it. Feel free to thank me. :)
LOL! Just add a balloon of Boy George humming "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?" and that would make it all the more horrifying.
http://www.damnimcute.com/the-juicy/the-madness-of-boy-george/
Posted by: DIC Celebrity Gossip | April 30, 2007 at 09:37 PM
This is exactly what it looked like inside of my head.
Well done!!!
Posted by: Wendy Wayrad | May 01, 2007 at 08:18 AM
Your are too funny! Thanks!
Posted by: Gonzo | May 01, 2007 at 08:52 AM
That's a very pretty illustration, very good!
And your knowledge of gay sex toys seems to be quite up-to-scratch, too! LOL
Posted by: Kerstin | May 01, 2007 at 01:55 PM
Maybe he was trying to teach a new HO....old tricks.
Posted by: hotprisonpals | May 01, 2007 at 05:50 PM
Flip horizontal the ilustration because the hat on it is not as it is original and George's LEFT eye is bigger than the right, not reverse!
Anyway the picture is really funny!
Posted by: straight-spy | May 02, 2007 at 02:41 AM
THANK YOU!!!
Posted by: Darlene (Offbeat Aesthete) | May 11, 2007 at 03:59 PM
Funny, the tied up escort eerily looks like Matt LeBlanc.
Posted by: Sassy | June 15, 2007 at 01:28 PM
I fucking love George - and I love this picture! This is how Smash Hits would be reporting it visually, if the mag was still going and had suddenly abandoned its teen circulation, hahaha...
If Boy George is in trouble with the law and Amy Winehouse is in hospital, then IMHO it's just an average day, all's right with the world and the globe is perfectly balanced on its invisible spindle. Or something.
Posted by: Sundaeg1rl | December 03, 2008 at 06:25 PM
Audun Carlsen better stay on the other side of the pond! That liar should have a bullseye carved onto his forehead. I would love to slit his tongue down the middle.All forked tongue snakes like him should be exterminated! KARMA will get you Audun!!
Posted by: ajaxblue | January 23, 2009 at 06:08 AM