I have seen every episode of American Idol. Sad, huh? Including all of those damn results show. I've laughed (usually at Paula's drunken ramblings), I've cried (typically at those tragic songs they have to sing in the finale), and I've even voted. Again, sad. So as I watched last night's episode I was really fascinated by Simon Cowell's haircut. WTF? With all that money why does he have that chimp hairdo? I just don't get it. I also love all the great expressions he has while the contestants are auditioning. I forget who was singing when I hit pause on my Tivo. I planned on doing a typical five minute sketch but the more I drew the more I got into all the shading. I spent maybe twenty minutes on this one.