David Beckham is hot, hot, hot. Being that I live in Los Angeles, I'd like to extend a special invitation to him that he is more than welcome to stay with me while he house hunts. Posh can even stay here too, but she isn't allowed to sleep in the bed with us.
I saw David in a recent interview saying that he and Tom chat often on the phone and that they had just had an hour long phone conversation about LA. I imagine that Mr Cruise has a bit of a school girl crush on Mr Beckham. During their conversation I imagine that Tom was doodling David's name with hearts around it on an issue of Star Magazine that just happened to be opened to a spred about the TomKat wedding. Katie's face has been scribbled over and a roughly torn out photo of Beckham's face replaces it. Tom probably laughed really loudly and nervously at unfunny things David said while tracing a heart with his right fingertip around David's face. Tom most likely bragged about how he bangs the shit out of Katie and how Katie loves his HUGE penis and then asked about how Posh likes it.
After the call, and I am only guessing, I imagine Tom spends a bit of "alone" time thinking about David and their time together when he gets to LA.
This is painted using acrylic on paper with photoshopped hearts and text.
Wow thats hot! Next, will we expect Posh dreaming of Kate? That'd be even hotter!
Posted by: Texas | January 17, 2007 at 11:35 AM
As always, your artwork and posts are fun-tastic!
Posted by: GAYTWOGETHER | January 17, 2007 at 01:04 PM