I was watching an awful, awfuL, awfUL, awFUL, aWFUL, AWFUL reality show last night. I couldn't help myself. There was a collection of truly unlikable women, one worse than the next. This one had so much botox and collagen in her face that all she could do was blink and kind of sort of move her mouth. No smiles, no frowns, no need. She had transformed herself into a heavily made up, blond puppet. Thank God for Tivo. I put down my glass of wine and paused during one of her confessional moments and did this quick sketch. It took about five minutes, if that.