Ball Boy

I have been reading on many of the blogs that AI runner up Clay Aiken has been back in the chat rooms.  I hear, those chat rooms can be addictive.  Not that I've ever been on Craigslist looking for someone to pee on me while I search the want ads.  Not me! No, no, no, no......never!  It seems this time around, Clay is looking to "date" an entire basketball team at once.  And by date, I think he means "gang bang".  My advice to you Clay is if you do "date" an entire team, don't expect them to call back.  Why buy the cow when the milk is free?  I know I've dated countless basketball, baseball, football, hockey, and water polo teams and I've never gotten so much as a thank note.  I mean, where are the manners people?  Coaches, you need to tell your players that if as a team they "date" an AI runner up or a new blogger, that they need to at least send a thank you email.  For God's sake, I'd settle for a text message.  Good luck with your quest Clay and call and tell me all about it.

Comments

[anonymous]

And I'm betting that you won't print anything that doesn't agree with your assessment of Clay. Pffffft!

[Jordan]

This is very funny. He looks so creepy here... like an evil little elf.

[Chi Chi]

I love Clays voice. I personally think we need to support him. I haven't figured out why we are letting the homophobes & crazies ruin his career. I don't get why anyone would want to out him either. I also read on a blog that the marine recanted his story about having sex with Aiken. I think that guy is one of the crazies. Anyway, lets support him, not tear him down.

I also love your artwork. Your Genius!

[Chi Chi]

I love Aiken's voice. I feel sorry for him.
I don't understand why we are letting the stalker crazies and homophobes take down his career. If he's one of us, shouldn't we support him? Why is it important that he is outed?
I think we hurt our cause when we demand someone come out. I think the community should support Aiken. Let him come out if he choses. I also read on some of the gossip sites, that the marine recanted having sex with Aiken and the mariene said that he plotted the hoax against Aiken, with 6 other people, that he found on manhunt. I think this he's a stalker. Someone told me he writes a blog about aiken for over a year and that he stalked someone else in Florida before the Aiken Hoax. I think this guy is an insane stalker of Aikens. He did! He didn't! He did! He didn't! Sybil didn't have this many insane personalities as this crazy marine. I want our communtiy to stand up and support Aiken against the homophobes and the stalker crazies who want to out him. Let him come out on his own.

I also love your artwork. You're genius!