I have read Isaiah Washington is entering a treatment center to address his "issues." I didn't know there was a facility for people who have homophobia? Will Isaiah be seeking spiritual guidance from Rupual? Will he do community service as a go-go boy? Will he have to appear as a guest judge on a future episode of America's Next Top Model? So I imagine there is such a care center, and it would be called Homophobes Anonymous, or HA.
HA would be an extremely tastefully designed care center in West Hollywood, staffed with impossibly fit underwear models. The lighting would be soft yet dramatic. The Mitchell Gold furniture would be arranged as though it was going to be photographed for an issue of Elle Decor. "Beautiful" by Christina Aguilera would be playing in the background as Isaiah walks in. A red hot Costa Rican staff member in a snug fitting white tshirt would offer him a choice of espresso, mojito, or a pellegrino?
Isaiah, at first, would be uncomfortable, however, after weeks of council he will emerge a new man. An accepting man. A man who loves other men for who they are. And even if the thought of two dudes gettin it on may trigger some far off repulsion, he'll learn to say, "Hey guys, good for you."
One day at a time Isaiah. One day at a time. Best of luck.
Love the post! www.HAHAnon.com went live the day he announced his entrance to rehab.
Posted by: Eric McCool | January 27, 2007 at 03:26 AM
I don't understand how an actor of Hollywood can hate gay people. Please, whole industry is gay. There the best professionals are gay and they do an excellent work, and are great people. I love T.R, I think is cute and Sexy. I don't like Isaiah anymore
Posted by: azuka | January 27, 2007 at 04:54 PM
Wanda Sykes is talking about it...going to "rehab" because you are homophobic. I didn't know they had a "rehab" for that as well! She went on to say that "gay" is the new "black". I would say at this point Michael Jackson has no where to turn....*ahem*
Posted by: SuperStarSteve | January 28, 2007 at 07:52 AM
lol
You're brilliant!
Btw, my whole country should enter such rehab...
Posted by: Gus | January 31, 2007 at 03:59 PM