Britney Spears is everywhere these days and so is her poon. She was looking good there for a minute, trying to regain her Princess of Pop status, and then things took a crazy turn. There are photos of her beaver everywhere online. What's so wrong with underwear? I would think the horrible, burdensome constraint of a thong is a small price to pay to keep your poon off the internet. ??????
This is featured on the amazing Perez Hilton's site. THANKS PEREZ!!!!!!! As always, you are rocking my world!
Medium: ink on paper, photoshop, and a hope this helps.
I love a Trophy Wife. I do. I love the forever, frightfully young. 50's the new 30, 40's the new 20, frozen faced is the new natural. I love an upper lip that's the size of a hotdog bun. A face that has had so much microdermabrasion that it's a different color than the neck is a joy to behold. I like it when people choose to become cartoon characters. Why should your face move? It's more important that a successful man has a wife who can't frown than for her to burden him with a lined face. And rock hard double d's at 50? Why not?!!!
I painted this way, way back in 1997. It' a relic. I was inspired by photos of women showing up at an event wearing the same dress as someone else. And the reporting magazine would almost make it seem criminal.
I dug back in my archives for this one. I painted this in 1997 when Jennifer Aniston's Haircut from Friends was the must have. I was living in Los Angeles at the time and couldn't believe the number of people who were all working that haircut, or trying to. So my concept for this painting was to assemble a crew of celebrities who I wouldn't typically think of as copying someone else's style all with Miss Aniston's haircut.
Clockwise from the upper left hand corner: Courtney Love (pre-Hollywood makeover), Brad Pitt, Marcus Schenkenburg, Pam Anderson (from Barbwire), Lenny Kravitz, Grace Jones, Jennifer Aniston, and Dennis Rodman.
Are you exhausted from doing nothing?
Do you want a life of fame and fortune without deserving it?
Are you an Attention Whore?
Then Useless is for you.
With notes of Jack Daniels, Overexposure, Poon, and cold hard Cash.
Materials: acrylic on paper with photoshopped text.