Here are Lydia, Alexis, and Vicki at the forced and ridiculous pre-opening party for Tamra's damaged hair rehab center. Tamra is set to launch a clinic for used and abused blond hair in Orange County and certainly the lines will back up all the way to the 405 freeway..... Ok, Tamra is really opening a gym but if she were smart (cough, what, cough) she'd include a deep conditioning area because a few of them are featuring some seriously rough hair. Not sure why, but Vicki this season looks like she styled her hair during a stage five hurricane. I think her hair is a clear indicator of what's going on in her personal life. Tamra's hair looks like if someone sneezed really hard near her, all that fried mess would fly off in one big clump. I'd call that texture thatch. And real quick about Alexis--- that augmented moose chose to be on a show where people fight. For that inflatable toy to say that the other women are bullying her minimizes the pain, isolation, and trauma that a true victim has felt.
Lydia is just collateral damage her.
Was just going to leave this a black and white drawing but I couldn't help myself. Someone, please, slap me for drawing these women. But be warned, if you do slap me--- I'm going to claim bullying.
In my humble opinion, The Walking Dead is the BEST thing on TV and this comes from a giant chicken who can't even watch scary movie trailers. That show is so much more than zombies...... just tune in and you'll be "bit". I drew the very, very, very bad Governor.......... he plays a villian sooooooooooooooo well that I had to draw him.
My partner and I will celebrate our 18th anniversary in May however, as California residents we can't wed. A numbered of my closest friends have recently gotten married in Washington state and couldn't be happier for them. I painted the HRC logo on my and my partner's hands and as we took the photos, he placed our hands on his heart. A simple statement about love, solidarity, and commitment--- sounds like a marriage, right?
Did this quickie of Miss Cynthia Bailey of The Bailey Modeling Agency (thank you very much). I feel this season she's giving us handsome lady realness....... Just a dusting of dikeyness which I find very favorable. Pen and marker on paper with an itty bitty bit of digital color.
I'm kinda late to the party that is The Walking Dead. Began watching during season 3 and instantly fell in love with this unwashed band of characters fighting for their lives in a new world overrun by Zombies. For the longest time I didn't know their character names so I referred to this woman as "Mad Lauren Hill"--- which I know is a redundant title. Her character is called Michonne which must translate to: sword-wielding badass who's distrusting of others. Love her! And if you've ever seen her out of character then you know she's stunningly beauitful.
Drew her with ink and pen on paper with some digital color. Give this show a try if you haven't already....... you'll be glad you joined the party.
If you watch the RHOBH (it's ok.... this is a safe space) then you know last night we bid farewell to Kim Richard's nose. Poor, loopy, dazed, rattled Kim.... Now that she's sober (?), her big priority was to get a nose job. Hmmmmmmm does having a procedure which comes with pain meds seem like a good idea to someone who clearly has substance abuse issues? Regardless I've always had a sick fondness for those pre-surgery images where the doctor has pen-marked their guidelines. Today's drawing is Kim with her marked snout. Side note: wasn't it fun seeing the return of season 1 Camille? She's been so tame and scripted since season 2 began.
Drawing of Kim completed with micron pens and indian ink on watercolor paper
I give you Phaedra Parks from the RHOATL who is serving one of her signature mmm-hmm looks. An mmm-hmm expression is multi-faceted....... It can be triggered by something that delights, arouses, or crosses her. This specific mmm-hmm squish-face is the "this bitch is crazy" variety as caused by her cast mate Kenya. It's odd to say and please don't judge but I'm growing a pinch fond of Kenya. Is that wrong? I know it is but I can't help it.
Drawing completed with pencil on paper and some digital color.
I just can't seem to help myself.... Hit pause on my dvr remote as NeNe from the RHOATL was serving a punishing bitch-please™ look to one of her cast-mates. Did a quick pencil sketch and then "painted" it with MAC cosmetics: paint stick, full coverage foundation, eye shadow, chromacake.
By the way, those two new women need to go: Kenya and Porche, they're really awful. I'd like to rename Porche, Tercel or Camry. (No offense if you drive one of those cars but renaming her a Toyota car seems more spot-on.) And Kenya or Ken-nah™ is out of her friggin mind! Out of it. That Waletr guy needs to run for the hills! :)